I know I know, this is a pretty old set of cars, stretching back to the days of the Despicable Me 3 Character Cars if I’m not entirely mistaken. So yes, all the more reason to go ahead and bang these out for the sake of posterity! I’m not a huge fan of Despicable Me or the Minions in general, but that doesn’t stop me from enjoying these specialty themed cars.
For whatever reason, I never saw these at any of my local haunts during their run. Why? I don’t know, I really don’t. They seemed to be fairly prolific on the web, and although I will purchase a set I really like, I typically don’t spring for random sets like these. I don’t mind dropping $0.99 per car if I run across them in a store, but paying $2 to $4 per car plus shipping for a set I’m not gaga over seems a bit too indulgent. Most of the time sets like these are exclusive to Walmart, but I know at times they can be exclusive to other stores, so that may have been the case and I just never set foot in one of these stores at the right time. Then again, some of these Walmart-exclusive sets are strangely absent from 5 or 6 of my nearest Walmarts at times.
![Despicable Me - Minion Made](https://eridianshores.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/hw-dm-set.png?w=1108)
So how did I end up with these cars? Well, in the wake of the disappearance of Toys R Us, it actually seems like a lot of more clandestine toy vendors are appearing, particularly those specializing in high quality, collectible, and educational toys….sort of like an expanded version of the toys and games areas at Barnes and Noble: building toys (LEGO, Mega Construx, etc.), adult and advanced games (dice games, Settlers of Katan, X-Wing, Magic: The Gathering, Cards Against Humanity, etc.), high quality plush toys, puzzles (Rubik’s Cubes!!!), and “toys” aimed at the adult collector, everything from Hot Wheels and Star Wars: Black Series to those $80 Justice League figures. I actually thing this is a great trend. Don’t get me wrong, Target, Walmart, et. al are all great staples of toy collecting, but we don’t need another one of them, and this new(ish) “indie” breed of toy store will hopefully gain a foothold in some shape or form in the coming years. Unfortunately, right now it’s all too common to go back to one of these places after a month only to find it all boarded up or replaced by a store full of oriental lamps. But with the gaping hole left by Toys R Us, I truly hope these guys can find enough of a market share to succeed.
![Hot Wheels - Despicable Me - Minion Made](https://eridianshores.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/hw-dm-set-open.png?w=1108)
Ok, I didn’t quite answer the question yet, I know. I don’t visit Crabtree (Crabtree Valley Mall) all that often just because TTC (and a lot of other places) are so much closer and less congested, but I do check it out and again, and when I went about a week ago I noticed a brand new “higher end” toy store called “Tic Tac Toys.” Again, this is one of those places that might go under right after Christmas, but hopefully folks like these are trying to figure out the best way to succeed and aren’t giving up. Anyway, this place wasn’t chock full o’ Hot Wheels, but they did have a small, moderately impressive selection, 6 of them being the Despicable Me: Minion Made set.
Let’s bang ’em out!
- 1 / 6 – Fish’d & Chip’d
- 2 / 6 – Deora II
- 3 / 6 – Jester
- 4 / 6 – Slikt Back
- 5 / 6 – Synkro
- 6 / 6 – Monster Dairy Delivery
Regretfully I can’t offer up any real expert commentary regarding these cars because I just don’t know shit about these yellow cretins. But on the whole I dig the car designs and the graphics used on ’em.
![Despicable Me - Minion Made - Fish'd and Chip'd](https://eridianshores.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/hw-dm-1-fishd-chipd.png?w=1108)
Fish’d & Chip’d is a large but sleek Rivera-type car from yesteryear and the days of hangin’ at the hop and sippin’ some malts. According to the card, we’ve got some kinda vampire theme going on here, which is accentuated perfectly by the deep purple paint job. It’s got gold accents including the rims and a nice little vampy-Minion face painted on the sides and hood. As wild, random, and juvenile as these little blobs are, this car exemplifies a great usage of restraint and less-is-more.
![Despicable Me - Minion Made - Deora II](https://eridianshores.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/hw-dm-2-deora2.png?w=1108)
Then there’s the Deora II, a vehicle most of us are familiar with as a surfboard carrier. The theme here appears to be some kind of tropical setting, what with the neon green and the “Minion Beach” painted on each side. I guess this is pretty darn appropriate: a surfboard-wielding car at the beach!!
![Despicable Me - Minion Made - Jester](https://eridianshores.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/hw-dm-3-jester.png?w=1108)
Jester is always a fun car to play around with, and they really went all out with the purple and green pastels and the clear blue windshield. Judging from the card we’ve got some kind of Old World, Ancient Egypt thing going on. I mean I guess it doesn’t have to be Egypt, but it definitely appears to be going for some kind of pre-Greco-Roman aesthetic. However, aside from something which I guess you could call heiroglyphic-ish if you squint, the vibe is difficult to discern from the car itself. Honestly it looks more like a homage to Easter. But what do I know!? Damn Minions!
![Despicable Me - Minion Made - Slikt Back](https://eridianshores.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/hw-dm-4-slikt-back.png?w=1108)
Fourth out the gate is Slikt Back, a sort of elongated, exaggerated version of those fancy Caddy’s and Buicks from the mid-1900’s. Pirates seem to be the running theme here, with the Minions’ own version of the Jolly Roger stamped on the exceedingly long trunk area. The car is colored a deep cherry red and features the only high-gloss finish of the series. There ain’t much here that screams “pirate!” other than the graphics, but hey, I guess sometimes that’s good enough.
![Despicable Me - Minion Made - Synkro](https://eridianshores.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/hw-dm-5-synkro.png?w=1108)
Synkro might be my overall favorite of the set, though it’s a tough call between it and Fish’d & Chip’d. This one is really hard to nail down thematically. The card shows the Minions as part of a band – I think. Well actually I don’t know. The guy in the foreground is shooting a sneaky glance towards the 2 in the back; one of them is holding an acoustic guitar and the other has a teddy bear. I don’t know what they’re doing. Maybe it’s just a generic “Minions being Minions” thing. The car doesn’t give us any clues either, with nothing other than a stylish “Team Minion” slapped on the sides. Color-wise it’s yellow and blue in what I assume to be a nod to the Minions’ yellow complexion and blue clothing. So I guess this is just the, “Yeah, Minions!” car…? It’s decent enough, but I feel like it needs an actual Minion graphic somewhere to really drive the point home.
![Despicable Me - Minion Made - Monster Dairy Delivery](https://eridianshores.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/hw-dm-6-monster-dairy-delivery.png?w=1108)
Last but not least is the Monster Dairy Delivery which seems to be an in-house favorite over at HW HQ. It’s kinda like something between a mail truck and a monster truck. The card here takes us back to prehistoric / caveman days, and I think a beefy, oversized truck is a pretty damn good choice for the occasion. What I really dig is the “word” “CRO Minion” plastered on each side. (In case you’re stuck scratching your head, “Cro-Minion” is a reference to the “Cro-Magnon,” a type of European early modern human that would largely fit much of what we deem “cavemen.”)
Overall I think this is a spirited set of cars…the sillier, more relaxed subject matter led to fun and whimsical designs. I’ll admit that a dedicated Minion fan might get more out of this than I did, but despite my dislike of the critters I can appreciate and enjoy the inspiration they provided. Now Hot Wheels, you’ve done a Character Car set and these “tribute” cars, so c’mon, get these Minions out of your system!